All kinds of polls coming out and they all seem to be great news for Mitt Romney’s Presidential chances in 2012.
So … all of you folks who think Mitt Romney is the answer, and I used to be one of you … then you really need to close your eyes, and take a big deep breath and savor the sweet smell of President Mittens Romney …
There, wasn’t that good for you?
Okay … I’m glad you enjoyed that – now I need you to cover your nose with your collar because a big, fat guy in the back of the theater just farted …
… and there he goes …
President Mitt Romney … fading from our olfactory senses … no actually – he’s being burned into oblivion by the fat guy who just cut the cheese!
Okay … let’s look at this Mitt Romney thing. I want you to breathe in some facts …
1. There are two people in the United States who have a Socialist Health Care system named after them. One is Barack Obama, a Democrat (ObamaCare), and the other is Mittens Romney, a Republican (RomneyCare). Let’s put this into perspective … there are 305 MILLION people in the United states and ONLY TWO of them have a Socialist HealthCare system named after them. Does anyone REALLY believe the GOP is going to nominate one of those two for their 2012 Presidential campaign? Hmmmmm?
2. Barack Obama’s Socialist Health Care system has an advantage over that of Mitten’s … Obama’s health care system hasn’t failed yet – and the one belonging to Mittens HAS. More importantly – most all of ObamaCare doesn’t even take effect until AFTER the 2012 elections … so during those elections he’ll be able to say …
“Hey yo … well both Mitt and I believe in Single Payer … it’s just that, the way I’m doing it is going to be really great for all of us … while the way Mitt did it was … well, let’s just review this laundry list of the ‘failures’ of RomneyCare I just happen to have right here in my pocket.”
3. It won’t get that far though – because you’re going to get something like this from Huckabee, or Palin, or DeMint during the Republican Primary …
“Hey yo! What’s going on here? Have we learned nothing from the grassroots and the tea parties? Think about what a horrid abortion ObamaCare is going to be when it comes to fruition! Do you really want to trust Mitt Romney – who has his own health care system named after him, a system which by the way – is bankrupting his state … do you really want to nominate that guy as our candidated for President?”
It’s really … that simple … 1, 2, 3 …
Now there are “other” reasons why he can’t do it. Reasons such as – he’s guilty of some pretty wide flip-flops, all of which will be exposed ad nauseum during the GENERAL campaign if he were to make it that far – but he won’t. Republican voters won’t nominate this guy. Maybe Ayatollah John Cornyn would nominate him … or Ayatollah McCain …
But in the next election – the Republican grassroots voter will rule.
UPDATE: Just found this on YouTube … it’s devastating …
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